Neverland Ranch showing its age
March 12th, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith
According to British tabloid, Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is in ruins. “It was designed to be a children’s paradise,” said an article in yesterday’s The Sun, but now “the mansion looks more like a haunted castle.” After seeing photos of the damage, a tearful Michael Jackson expressed regret, saying, “damn I should have thought of that. Forget Ferris wheels and a damn zoo — a haunted house is a much easier way to scare the pants off kids and get them to snuggle in bed.”
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March 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
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