After bringing a camera crew from Entertainment Tonight to accompany him and his baby daughter to Anna Nicole Smith’s gravesite, Larry Birkhead wants to the world to know that his intentions are good.  “Larry’s looking for a way to prove he’s not the bad guy or the dishonest guy,” said one source close to Birkhead. “Any opportunity that comes along that allows him to show publicly that he’s doing the right things for Dannielynn, he does it.”   To prove his fatherhood skills, Birkhead outlined his 5-point Rules For Being A Good Dad: 

1. Play it safe — never store snail poison in baby bottles or Gerber’s jars. 
2. When you go away for the weekend, try not to leave the baby alone in a full bathtub.  
3. The baby in the papoose is good for shopping, but not when you’re surfing, skateboarding, or ultimate fighting. 
4. No matter how much the baby enjoys it, don’t do “Puppetry Of The Penis” at her birthday party.  
5.  Don’t share your makeup with the baby until you’re sure she’s not allergic. 

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