Jeremy Piven — digital player
January 8th, 2009 by Glynette Cougarsmith
According to Gawker.com, Jeremy Piven recently sent a mass text message to several dozen woman – whoever got to his hotel room first “won him for the night.” These women must feel just great about themselves, getting cc’ed on a booty call from a flab-jacketed, hair-challenged 43 year old who had to quit his job because he had mercury poisoning… “but he’s a celebrity!” You just have to hope that shortly after the text went out, a 68 year old chambermaid with a lazy eye and strangling foot odor came by to do turndown service and ended up acing out the cupcakes and having a night with a star.
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