French company to enact “can’t lose” strategy
July 16th, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith
According to sources close to the French film industry, French production company Canal+ Pictures is close to signing a five year deal with Angelina Jolie. According to a source close to Canal+, “Canal+ will change its name to BirthCanal+ and instead of action pictures will focus only on pictures of Angelina Jolie’s children. After all, every picture of her babies makes millions – way more than you can say for their comedies and action pictures. Her uterus is prolific and has a low overhead, and thanks to its merger with Brad Pitt’s production team, is cranking out reliably profitable top-quality pictures year after year.”
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