Posh Spice told Allure Magazine in a recent interview that she hates all the attention.  (PAUSE SO YOU CAN FINISH LAUGHING).  Right – and Warren Buffett hates all the money.  And John Goodman hates all the food.   And Lance Armstrong hates all the sex.  And Tiger Woods wishes he had a desk job.  

Metro.co.uk 

 

Corey Haim, who dated Posh Spice in 1995, reports that Mrs. Beckham is “a terrible kisser.”   What exactly does he mean?  According to a source close to the “Lost Boys” star, Haim defines a bad kisser as:  she’s so busy looking at her own reflection in the pupils of your eyes that it feels like she’s kissing herself; she has hungry-breath because she hasn’t eaten solid food in a week; her face has about as much movement as the statue of Abe Lincoln on Mount Rushmore because her lips are so cram-packed with Botox; if you kiss her too hard, her lips leak Botox, which leaves you numb and kills the tingle.  

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Posh Spice went to Disneyland with her family last week – and by the looks of things, it sure as hell wasn’t for fun!  In fact, according to sources close to the actress, she was there for an audition – apparently they had parts open for new dwarves — Pissy, Pricey, PMSy, Crabby, Princessy, Precious, and Surly. 

TMZ

 

Last week, Victoria “Bony Spice” Beckham made two wonderful statements.  One day, she announced that she needs to wear high heels because she can’t concentrate when she’s wearing flats.  Another day, she made the surprising statement that contrary to popular opinion, she’s not really unhappy or glum, it’s just the way her face falls.  Posh, here’s a tip – if you took off those painful shoes and let some gas out of those achingly tight implants and didn’t wear leather pants that fit tighter on your legs than they did on the cow’s, maybe you could  concentrate.  And maybe instead of falling into a frown, your face would form a smile if you went out and got yourself a nice meatball sandwich.  That’s the combo – sneakers, a Snickers, and a smile.  Give it a shot.

Daily Mail

In this video, when asked about her gorgeous hubby’s (David Beckham) racy Emporio Armani underwear picutres adorning billboards in Milan while at Robert Cavalli’s fashion show this week, Posh said: “I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive.”  Posh added: “If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too.”

The Sun