How refreshing to see a story about Sienna Miller that isn’t about her stealing a husband or jumping in the sack with someone new!  It’s actually a movie-related item, about her role in the upcoming “Hippie Hippie Shake.”  According to a story in the Mirror, because of today’s different waxing styles, the actress had to get CGI pubic hair for a nude scene because Sienna’s minimalist “coiffure” looked out of place in the movie which was set in the 1960’s.   According to a source close to the production, “She tried to just let it grow out, but apparently conditions have become so squalid in her nether regions — it’s become such a hostile environment — that human hair can’t grow.   Witnesses who’ve been near Sienna’s vagina estimate that with the concentrations of ammonia and poisonous gas around her vagina, the possibility of sustained life are approximately the same as on Jupiter.”  According to another source, “Rats and lemon trees – those are the only things remaining down there.  Thank goodness for CGI.”    

Technorati

Sienna Miller is staying with her father in New York after being snubbed by friends on both sides of the Atlantic who are disgusted over her affair with Balthazar Getty, a married father of four.   According to an article in the Daily Mail, the 26-year-old actress has been nicknamed ‘Sluttyienna’ and ‘Serial Miller’ because of her increasingly long list of lovers.   Informed of the nicknames, a source close to the actress said “‘Sluttyienna’?  ‘Serial Miller’?  Really?  C’mon let’s open it up.  How about  Semen-Enema Miller?  [If you say them out loud they sound better.]  Or how about Three-Men-A Day Miller?  Or C-Word-enna Miller?”  

Daily Mail

Sienna Miller burned her breasts during the filming of “G.I. Joe” when she ran the wrong way under an explosion during a stunt.  According a source close to Sienna’s new boyfriend, “It’s not so bad.  Like all English cooking – if you put enough Worcestershire Sauce on it it’ll cover that charred meat taste – not great, but palatable.”   

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