Too much Mini-Me minutiae
July 16th, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith
Ranae Shrider, a woman who had sex with Verne Troyer, has provided reporters with details galore about the Mini-Me actor’s sexual performance, how many times he can do it and what duration, etc. You know, I’m all for some NC-17 kiss-and-tell if it’s about George Clooney or John McCain or Spencer Pratt, but I truly believe that this woman should shut up. If you have sex with a novelty act, you BECOME a novelty act yourself –the way people refer to someone with an extra nose as “the guy with the extra nose,” they’ll refer to someone who slept with him as “the girl who slept with the guy with the extra nose.” Therefore, professional courtesy should kick in, and you should shut your cupcake-hole. Okay, freak?
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