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Kevin Federline named Father Of The Year

June 6th, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith

 

Kevin Federline, who has two sons with ex-wife Britney Spears, received the Father of the Year accolade from Las Vegas nightclub Prive.  K-Fed will be awarded the prize in a ceremony two days before Father’s Day.  According to a source close to Federline, he is considering issuing a pamphlet to share his parenting tips with the other dads who he outshone in the contest: 

  • Don’t bang Montessori school teachers on a school night
  • No drinking from open containers when kids are in car
  • As fun as it is, don’t call the kids S***head and F***face
  • Stop using GI Joes to make bongs
  • Don’t bang Moms of other kids at birthday parties until after cake is served
  • Don’t just drop the kids off and let Amy Winehouse babysit them every weekend
  • Ditch that “show don’t tell” approach to telling about the birds and the bees
  • When you read Dr. Seuss at bedtime, don’t do it as a rap, it gives the kids nightmares 
  • Don’t bang the nanny till kids have gone to bed

 The Age

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