According to Tom Cruise, his daughter Suri has taken to accompanying her mom Katie Holmes to luxurious spa treatments where the two get their nails done.  On paper, sounds kind of nice, but Katie should stop and consider something – it just might be a bad sign when your friends are so alienated that your “spa day” has to be with your 2-year-old daughter…  

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The new issue of Star reports that Katie Holmes was recently secluded for three days at Gold Base, the supersecret Scientology compound, where she was put through a grueling schedule that included confession sessions and physically challenging purification processes.  According to a Scientology insider, the routine includes intensive auditing sessions some which have lasted for 36 hours straight in which members are hooked up to a lie-detector-like device called an E-meter.  During the process, the person undergoing the treatment is allowed very little sleep or food.  Tom Cruise believes these exercises will be beneficial to Katie and insists that she do them.    

You know, my wife spent half the year whining about it when I made her go on a 3-day family reunion in a cabin in the Adirondacks – and we had tons of beer and nobody asked a single question.   Honey, you see that?   Maybe you don’t have it so bad after all.   

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly splurged $100,000 on daughter Suri’s second birthday party last week. The superstar couple invited close friends and family to an afternoon bash at their Hollywood Hills home, which had been filled with over $17,000 worth of flowers. 

Whew!  It’s so good to see that this whole recession thing is a bunch of hogwash drummed up by the alarmist media.  Once you see a completely average normal American family going about their business as they always have, you realize that life is going on same as ever and there’s no cause for alarm.   

 One India

Katie Holmes is sporting a new “bob-cut”  – the shortest haircut she’s ever been seen with.   “This is a very practical cut for Katie,” said a source close to the actress.   “It’s the same cut that captives in military prisons wear – perfect for Katie because it won’t get tangled or matted when she’s being waterboarded for talking to the press without having Tom or a Vector Channel Ka Leader present.” 

celebrity-gossip.net

Katie Holmes is in final negotiations to make her stage debut on Broadway.   The producer of a revival of Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons,” is clearly hoping Mrs. Tom Cruise will create some sizzle at the box office later this year.   According to lawyers, before she signs the contract, a few details need to be hammered out, such as rehearsal schedule, salary, and how Katie will be able to free herself nightly from the reinforced steel shark cage, 6 foot thick concrete walls, moat full of hot lead, lion corral, and 2,000 pounds of chains in which husband Tom Cruise keeps her locked when she’s not making public appearances with him. 

Washington Post

Katie cut her long, beautiful hair short and although it looks very cute (and very Posh) I liked it better long.  I guess being around the gorgeous and very chic Victoria Beckham who always looks so stylish and sophisticated (even playing ball), Katie decided to make a change.  Well, she is so pretty that she looks good whether it is long or short.   

 Daily Mail