Katherine Heigl has decided to stay with ”Grey’s Anatomy” despite her recent malignant outburst about last season’s script quality.  TV critics expressed surprise at hearing this after word got out recently about how angry producer Shonda Rimes was at Heigl for the slam.   But according to sources close to the show, “The writers are mad, but all they can do is make the most of it.   One thing they’re considering is telling Heigl that her character needs to gain 60 pounds; when she does she’ll be fired and her other work options will be limited.  Another idea they’re toying with is creating a hidden camera reality show within the show and not telling Heigl.  They might send her character to a leper colony; afterward Shonda will reveal to her on live TV ‘that wasn’t makeup Katherine – the leper you made love with was real.  The good news is, there are nice homes available on Culion Island.’”  

Examiner

“Grey’s Anatomy” star Katherine Heigl has withdrawn herself from Emmy consideration because “I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”   Well, I’m sure the writers will be sure to give her all the best story lines next year to repay her for that kind of comment – like, if there’s a hospital drama where one of the staff has to dig a rolled-up pancho raincoat out of a guy’s heinie, guess who’s going to be up their elbows in limelight, Kathy?   In a related story, Carrot Top has withdrawn from Oscar consideration because of the substandard shoelaces in his Senator Craig prop; Taco Bell has withdrawn from consideration from Michelin’s book of 3 star restaurants because they got a poor shipment of iceberg lettuce; Heidi Montag withdrew from consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize because she was so puzzled by a line of dialogue in “Marmaduke” that she shot herself in the head with a nail gun; and Lindsay Lohan has withdrawn her name as a possible vice presidential candidate because of a series of unacceptable haircuts. 

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