Joe Francis: Fresh Meat Gone Wild
March 17th, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith
“Girls Gone Wild” founder and notoriously slimy weasel Joe Francis has been released from prison, and doesn’t seem a bit remorseful about his convictions for one count of felony child abuse and two misdemeanor prostitution charges. “This whole situation was a total farce — I didn’t do anything and the brand will survive and be bigger then ever,” Francis, bragged at a Beverly Hills press conference. The sex video mogul, estimated to earn over $29 million annually for his business, said his fellow inmates treated him “like a rock star.” A prison guard on Francis’s cell block confirmed Francis’s statement. “He was treated like a rock star all right,” said the guard. “And you know how rock stars get treated – they get a lot of sex.” Francis’s fellow inmates had nothing but good things to say about Francis. “What an a**hole,” raved one of the mogul’s cellmates. “I’m really going to miss that guy.”
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