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Sappho has us dusting off that thesaurus

June 5th, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith

It gets boring describing the dates of male celebs: Beautiful.  Gorgeous.  Slinky.  Shapely.  Yawn.  But fortunately…

 

 

…the recent wave of lesbian celebrities have gal pals who are allowing us to deploy some less threadbare adjectives:  Unembellished.  Down-to-earth.  Robust.   Sturdy.  Well-nourished.   Stalwart.   Hardy.   Strapping.  Burly.  Brawny.  Beefy.   Loggerly.   And in Samantha Ronson’s case:  Exsanguinated.   Ropy.   Cadaverous.  Corpselike. 

Much more fun!  Thank you, lesbians!

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Jodie Foster parts ways with gal pal

May 22nd, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith

 

Jodie Foster broke up with her longtime companion movie producer Cydney Bernard after a 14 year lesbian love affair.  Sources close to the couple say Jodie has started seeing another woman, and Bernard is already working on a tell-all book called “The Starter Dyke.”

National Enquirer

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