At age 44,  she has appeared in her first nude scenes in The Proposal.  Sandra said appearing in the buff helped the film do well in America and pledged to bare all well into old age.  She said:  “Box office like this – I’m going to be naked in every single film!  I’m going to be 70 years old – everything like hanging down – and I’m just going to walk by in random people’s films. Come on, can you imagine me at 70, walking naked in who’s film? Zac Efron! Zac Efron doing a big film – there I am, running naked in the background. Just back and forth until someone notices. Big box office - they’re all going to want me in their film!’
You have to love this girl! 

Daily Mail

 

Heather Mills has plunked down $5 million for a home in the same New York City neighborhood as Calvin Klein and Nicole Kidman.   According to sources close to Mills, she has four bathrooms, a beautiful view and a butler on standby 24/7 whose job is to assure her she’s more popular than Paul.  

New Zealand Herald

 

Heather Mills has been accused of breaking a promise to provide new artificial legs for a Russian woman.   After meeting the woman who lost both her legs in a train accident, the former model pledged $20,000 – while cameras were on and the press was there –but never handed over the cash, despite repeated promises.  This story has added to the public’s perception of Heather as a greedy, heartless, venal monster, but according to sources close to Heather, there are mitigating circumstances:  “People shouldn’t judge Heather by this.   That $20,000 was very special to her because it was some of the royalties on a song written by her ex-husband just four years before Heather was born.  Either that or it was wages for a threesome with an Arab sheik, she can’t remember exactly, but either way, it’s a chunk of money that represented something very special to her.”     

glosslip.com

Heather Mills gave Paul McCartney an ultimatum to marry her or she would leave him, according to a friend who allegedly spent several months working alongside Heather as a £10,000-a-night prostitute.  Denise Hewitt, who revealed Heather’s determination to marry the former Beatle, additionally claims that Heather had made disparaging remarks about her future husband’s age, saying: “Well look at me, I’m marrying an old man with bigger t*ts than me.”  

According to sources close to the former Beatle, Mills’ words bear an eerie similarity to the words McCartney spoke to the judge in their divorce case: “Well look at me, I married a young girl with a bigger d*** than me.”    

Daily Mail 

Amazing but true:  Heather Mills, still bitter about getting only $50 million in her divorce settlement, has hired a team of forensic accountants to go through everything and prove that Paul McCartney has $1.6 billion.   Meanwhile, sources close to Paul say he’s hiring a forensic psychologist to dig into the deepest recesses of his mind to try to determine what the hell he was thinking when he married her. 

Daily Mail

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 #1 in England:  “Macca Heaves A Ho!”