Gordon Ramsay used the F-word 80 times in 40 minutes on his show, “Kitchen Nightmares”….

Joan Rivers was kicked off a show for calling Russell Crowe a “piece of f***ing s**t”…  Charlie Sheen apologized for leaving voicemails in which he called ex-wife Denise Richards a “f***ing c**t” and a “f***ing n*****r”…   

David Beckham stuck to his policy of “show, don’t tell.” 

Superchef Gordon Ramsey revealed how he gets his daughter, Megan, 10, to eat veggies. “I say to Meg, You’ve got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren’t going to grow.” He tells his son, Jack, 8, “If you don’t eat your carrots, your widget’s not going to grow.”  Maybe this is a British thing… in fact, maybe it explains the picture below…  

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 When Martin Hyde heard his restaurant was to going to be on Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA, he knew he was in for a grilling – but according to Hyde, the constructive criticism he hoped for soon turned to ridicule.   Hyde  claims his reputation is in tatters after millions of viewers saw the celebrity chef label him a “lazy t*****” on national TV. 

First order of business:  could anyone tell me what a T***** is?   I’m going to need to fill in 23 Down if I want to have a chance.

 Second, if everyone who’d been on a reality show sued because their reputation had been damaged, every courthouse in LA would have a queue outside it as long as the line outside a Shell station selling premium for $1.70 a gallon. 

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