George Clooney has been named Hollywood Bachelor of the Year by the celebrity news show The Insider.   Oh come on!  What a waste!  That’s like Tiger Woods winning another million to go with his billion.  You want that award to mean something?  Give the Hollywood Bachelor of the Year award to my nephew Mike who’s making eight bucks an hour as a runner on a reality show!  He’d kiss that trophy like it was the Stanley Cup.  He could date reality show contestants desperate for contact with any kind of celebrity and achieve his goal of quadrupling his career sexual activity during his first year in LA.   Or, give the award to my buddy Jose, who works as a security guard in Hollywood.   At the moment, he has trouble with English so trying to get dates on facebook is a big hassle for him.  If he was Hollywood Bachelor of the Year, he could walk into an Appleby’s on a Friday night and the ladies would go weak in the knees over the embroidered badge on his polyester jacket.  Better yet, give it to my neighbor Jimmy who works as some kind of utility guy at the CW Network.  He’s a douchebag and if he got the award, it would go to his head and he’d definitely fool around and his wife Penny would finally kick him out.  She’s a nice lady, much nicer than him, and my wife and I have talked about how much we’d like to fix her up with my brother.  But George Clooney?   You might as well just dump the trophy in the river. 

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Is it a scar or has George Clooney had plastic surgery?  He was photographed on his yacht in Italy in a pair of shorts which hung off his hips revealing what looks like a strange scar across his stomach.  His publicist denies any surgery and says it is just weight.  What do you think?

Daily Mail