Gordon Ramsay used the F-word 80 times in 40 minutes on his show, “Kitchen Nightmares”….

Joan Rivers was kicked off a show for calling Russell Crowe a “piece of f***ing s**t”…  Charlie Sheen apologized for leaving voicemails in which he called ex-wife Denise Richards a “f***ing c**t” and a “f***ing n*****r”…   

David Beckham stuck to his policy of “show, don’t tell.” 

What happened, Beckham – you felt left out because you didn’t have as many gay fans as Cher?   Or is it that you didn’t have as many gay fans as your tightie-whitie loving new BFF Tom Cruise?   With these Armani ads you will now – the crowd at that soccer stadium will look like an assembly at the Fashion Institute, with lavender fans feverishly Bending It To Beckham in every bathroom stall. 

David Beckham caused a stir at a Grammy party when he gave an adoring female fan a kiss on the cheek, and she literally went weak in the knees and fainted.   According to onlookers at the Hollywood do, Beckham was unfazed by the fan’s reaction, and just said “Get her some water.  She’ll be okay.”  Of course Beckham is no stranger to the power of his lips– other women who he’s kissed have had their faces turn into masses of immoveable  plastic.   

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What a guy!  He’s protecting her from photographers so they shouldn’t get a picture of her private area.  How sweet. 

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