Corey Haim, who dated Posh Spice in 1995, reports that Mrs. Beckham is “a terrible kisser.”   What exactly does he mean?  According to a source close to the “Lost Boys” star, Haim defines a bad kisser as:  she’s so busy looking at her own reflection in the pupils of your eyes that it feels like she’s kissing herself; she has hungry-breath because she hasn’t eaten solid food in a week; her face has about as much movement as the statue of Abe Lincoln on Mount Rushmore because her lips are so cram-packed with Botox; if you kiss her too hard, her lips leak Botox, which leaves you numb and kills the tingle.  

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