Speaking about the incident earlier this week that got him arrested, “Dark Knight” star Christian Bale admitted to inconsistencies in his personality.   “Everyone loses their sh*t on occasions, don’t they?  Like, ‘Oh God, what demon possessed me to do that?’ My wife gets to live with a variety of men. Some of them she likes, some of them she doesn’t.”   I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that his wife only met a couple of them when they were dating, like the one who loved going to the flower market with her and the one who loved a prolonged period of foreplay during which she told him the details of the dream she had last night or her fight with her boss.   It’s a good bet the other personalities hit their stride after the marriage – like the one that would prefer a “Deadliest Catch” marathon to going to a wedding, and the one who spends hours a day Googling in his underpants, and the one who’s too lazy to get out of the recliner to answer the door, and the one who lets the dog lick meat off his lips but won’t hold your hand in public, and the one who insists on sleeping in a bra because he says it’s good for his posture.

The Sun