Gordon Ramsay used the F-word 80 times in 40 minutes on his show, “Kitchen Nightmares”….

Joan Rivers was kicked off a show for calling Russell Crowe a “piece of f***ing s**t”…  Charlie Sheen apologized for leaving voicemails in which he called ex-wife Denise Richards a “f***ing c**t” and a “f***ing n*****r”…   

David Beckham stuck to his policy of “show, don’t tell.” 

Charlie Sheen married real estate investor Brooke Mueller at a private estate in Los Angeles on Friday.  Mueller, 30, and Sheen, 42, exchanged vows in front of about 60 close friends and family.  Among the guests were Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane and actress Rebecca Gayheart, who first introduced the couple in 2006.   According to sources close to Sheen, the bachelor party began the Thursday before the wedding and will continue until the bride files for divorce. 

AFP 

Denise Richards insisted Wednesday she never asked for her ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s sperm, despite a purported e-mail that Sheen claims proves she asked him in April 2007 to father a third child via artificial insemination.  “The e-mail’s not legitimate. It’s a doctored e-mail,” Richards told the Today Show’s Matt Lauer Wednesday.  A source close to Richards, concerned that her statement could be misinterpreted, was quick to add that, “in no way is this meant to imply that Denise is anti-sperm.  She loves sperm and holds it in the highest regard.  Sperm has always been an important part of her daily life and she considers herself an enthusiast if not an aficionado.  She regards it as a versatile household product, and has always maintained that ‘sperm will get you through times without money better that money will get you through times with no sperm.’  It was only in this instance that she was specifically opposed to Charlie Sheen’s sperm.” 

MSNBC

In a new article in the latest Rolling Stone, a woman known as “The Sex Queen of LA” who ran a high-priced escort service reveals she had Charlie Sheen as a client.  She reportedly dropped four girls off at Sheen’s penthouse, where he gave her a $20,000 check; the Sex Queen booked girls for Sheen on a regular basis and considered him a valued client.  How much money did he spend all told?  According to a source close to Charlie, “the words ‘economic stimulus package’ were meant to describe Charlie’s.” 

NY Post