Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider tells about the night a sleepwalking Bobby Brown tried to urinate on him during the taping of the Big Brother style country music show ‘Gone Country’: 

“I’m laying in my bed and all of a sudden I hear Bobby Brown stirring. He started walking over to my night table and he was getting his junk out. First of all I thought I was going to be raped by Bobby Brown then I was like, ‘He’s going to pee on me.’ I started snapping my fingers to get his attention and I’m shouting, ‘Bobby, Bobby, Bobby – that’s the toilet over there. Next thing he headed to the door of the room and was about to pee there – so I’m shouting no, no. His next stop was our closet, I was picturing him spraying all our clothes down, I’m like, no no! Finally he went into the bathroom and heard it hit water, rather than tile or wall.”

Just one more thing that makes Bobby Brown the single most divorceable man of our generation.