Angelina Jolie in brown on the red carpet
May 22nd, 2008 by Glynette Cougarsmith

Okay so it looks like there are either octuplets or maybe 300 pounds of potatoes under that thing. But compared to way too many pregnant women, she looks fantastic. And it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s movie-star pretty or that the dress is comprised of two dozen yards of incredibly expensive fabric – it has to do with the fact that she isn’t wearing a belly-shirt and looking like a pained sweaty sow with her tummy pushing the top seam of her sweatpants down to her hairline, or that she isn’t wearing a Tony Soprano t-shirt with the bra strap showing. “America’s Mom” is covering the tattoos, and she’s even keeping the dairy section under wraps. Happy Mother’s Day, Angelina. (pictured below — Madonna pregnant, just as an example).

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