The father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby may not be boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Friends and family supposedly said they think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.  Specifically, an executive of her tv show Zoey 101.  This story is becoming a bigger mess by the minute.  

Stuff

The footballer said his wife Victoria likes to dress him and he loves being a gay icon.  The former England captain, 32, said: “Without a doubt Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days.”  Nature also has a big part in the way he looks which is just gorgeous!  

“ I think most couples agree you have to listen to your partner and you have confidence in your partner to tell you whether you look good or whether you don’t and to help you out with your fashion and dress sense.  In America I am just in shorts, tee shirts and flip flops – although if Victoria is listening, she’ll probably turn round and say the truth, that I actually get my outfit ready the night before. “I’m very organised and controlled and need to go to bed at night knowing what I’m going to wear the next morning.”

“I’m very honoured to have the tag of gay icon. ”

 Daily Mail

Pop tart Britney Spears is living in a “bubble of illusion” that “could end in suicide” if she doesn’t get help, warns Beverly Hills analyst and addiction expert Marty Brenner, who has never treated the star.  “She’s losing it now, and she’s going to eventually lose it altogether if she doesn’t get the help she needs”.  Hey, don’t we all know that. 

New York Post

The stories just keep getting more and more bizarre.  In the early hours of Sunday morning, Britney parked her car in a busy Los Angeles street, where she was swiftly joined by a swarm of 20 photographers.  However, Britney was not in the mood to be photographed and had her own camera, insisting she wanted to snap a mural on the wall. As the group huddled around Britney for a close-up, the furious pop star screamed abuse: “Move so I can try and take a picture… I’m just like youI can’t take a picture with you motherf***** standing there. You stupid f****. Move. Shut up.” 

She zoomed off and then returned and by gushing: “I love you guys… I’m just in a bad mood. It’s not like me to get mad at you.”   She told photographers she had lost her memory card and was grateful when they all helped her to find it. After retrieving the card, Britney stunned onlookers when she jumped into the car of a British photographer (known as Asnan) and sped off. 

Daily Mail

Snowboard daredevil Riley Giles told how the wild child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.  “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.  We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”  But, obviously, not this guy.  Nothing like a guy who tells all.  She’s got to find a better class of guy.   

News of the World

They supposedly enjoy swingers’ parties, strip clubs and tantric sex sessions lasting several hours, so why not erotic art. The rock star, 56, and his wife are showing off their $24 million Manhattan apartment and it is very interesting. 

In one Helmut Newton print,  an unidentified woman lays virtually naked, with her legs spread in the back of a vintage Mercedes as a man leans over from the front seat to unzip one of her spike heeled boots.  Trudie says the prints are “hot”.

This is London

They were in Houston for a hearing about their parents’ divorce case and, as usual, photographers wouldn’t give them any privacy. Watch the video. 

Why don’t celebrities get a restraining order (like Jackie Kennedy Onassis) whereby photographers have to be so many feet away from them.  And if they all did it jointly, it would send a powerful message.   

The Daily Telegraph

Carmen Electra believes you really can keep fit in the bedroom and has released a DVD to prove it. For a glimpse of her saucy, although not exactly vigorous, workout click the video link below.

 The Sun

The superstar told Charlie Rose on his tv show that ”I think we’ll crap out somewhere between seven and nine” children.  See the video of the interview.

Fox

Michael J. Fox, 46,  talks about what he has learned and it is quite obvious that we can all learn something from this very special man. “That’s one of the things the illness has given me: It’s a degree of death. There’s a certain amount of loss, and whenever you have a loss, it’s a step toward death. So if you can accept loss, you can accept the fact that there’s gonna be the big loss. Once you can accept that, you can accept anything.”

Esquire

Paris Hilton’s crying for her mommy after a judge sent her back her to jail rated Number Two on Time magazine’s Top 10 Awkward Moments of 2007 list.  Six of the ten people on the list were Hollywood celebrities.  Is anyone surprised.  Guess who the others were?

 New York Daily News

The American Pie star has been left with a rippled and sagging stomach after the botched liposuction procedure. “I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”  She was perfect the way she was.  Didn’t she look in the mirror?  And with all the problems she had more surgery.

Daily Mail

Eva Longoria and NBA star and hubby Tony Parker deny (100%) that he is having an affair with the beautiful model Alexandra Paressant.  The model  said she slept with the NBA star in September, just two months after he and Longoria tied the knot in July. 

Paressant said she met Parker for the first time at his wedding and sparks flew between them and eventually the two started exchanging saucy messages in September while Parker was in Paris at the Park Hyatt Hotel.  They then slept together  and continued seeing each other night after night in Paris until he left to San Antonio a short time later.

She further revealed that some of Parker’s sexual fantasies were not fulfilled by his wife Eva that led to the fling.  “We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne she was quoted as saying.   That does not sound like a desperate housewife.

Times of India

She looks great.  Gold obviously looks good on her.  The hotel heiress’ new venture sees her wearing nothing but gold paint, crawling through the Mojave desert.  The sensational shots are to promote Paris’ new line of canned champagne, Rich Prosecco.  Paris supposedly will give 20% of the money made from the Rich Pressco line to a charity which provides fresh drinking water to people in need.   Maybe she has learned something.    

The Sun

There are lots of reasons to have two black eyes.  Maybe you took a nasty fall.  Maye your husband hit you.  Or maybe you had some surgery.  Madonna was seen with what looked like two black eyes prompting speculation that she has had a facelift.   The Queen of Pop, who turns 50 next year, was spotted hiding the black eyes beneath a pair of sunglasses as she left a medical building in New York last night.  Ummm. 

Daily Mail  

 Patrick Dempsey (also known as McDreamy) is uncomfortable with his status as a sex symbol  because he thinks he is just “average-looking”.  All men should look so “average”.
The actor, who plays a dashing divorce lawyer in the Disney movie Enchanted (where he is absolutely charming)  insists his looks don’t match those of Hollywood heart-throb George Clooney despite being chosen last month (Nov07) as the new face of Versace. But self-deprecating Dempsey admits he enjoys the attention lavished on his appearance.

“I always find it funny when people say I am handsome or I am perceived in that way. It makes me wonder whom they are talking to, it’s interesting. There are a lot of men out there considered as handsome men: George Clooney is good looking; he is the classical handsome movie star. I am just average looking. But it’s fun and it is certainly nice to have the attention. I was known for being geeky and awkward as a kid. This projection of being sexy or handsome is funny to me; I certainly don’t see myself that way.”  Well, the rest of us sure do! 

PR-inside.com

Britney reportedly grabbed the lighter while exiting a store in Sherman Oaks, California,  and was only alerted to her mistake by waiting paparazzo. She responded: “Stole something? Oh, I’m bad!”

Luckily for Britney, the owner, Jatinder Kaur,  is refusing to press charges, preferring to wait until she returns and pays him back.  He said: “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39.  I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”

Obviously she has the money to pay for it.  What is the matter with her?   

The Sun

The movie star thought the Habana Club in Puerto Banus was a divine spot to meet young ladies, soak up the local booze (sorry, culture) and enjoy polite conversation.  He’ll be mortified to discover that the establishment is well-known to locals as a pick up joint and his attractive drinking companions were prostitutes … all of them.  How does this smart, rich movie star not know this?

News of the World

She looks gorgeous and sexy in these pictures for Interview Magazine.   At 22, she is England’s most successful young actress and these pictures tell you why.  

Asked whether she felt responsible for girls becoming anorexic, she answered: “No because I have no control over it. You could say You’re responsible for girls being anorexic because you are thin’, but I can’t be anything I’m not. I don’t believe in role models. I don’t believe that any person can be put up there as being better than any other person. Personally, I think I have the right to make as many mistakes as I like without having to feel guilty about a young girl going Wow, you’re making that mistake, so should I. People are cleverer than that.”

Daily Mail

Pamela Anderson has been named TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever.  Was anyone surprised by that choice.  The former Baywatch’ star beat a host of other stunning actresses to take the honor.  The list (of 50 names) was compiled by internet service provider AOL.  Number 2 on the list was Farrah Fawcett of Charlie’s Angel’s.   It’s an interesting list with some surprising choices.   Number 50 was Sarah Michelle Gellar

M&C

Scarlett, 23,  is threatening legal action over claims that she had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose.   “I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”   I guess some magazines can’t believe someone can be naturally beautiful. 

Daily Mail

Pictures of Lindsay’s with the Hulk and other superhoes on this shoot.  It looks like such fun.   It’s the first shoot Lindsay has done since her stint in rehab.  She looks healthy.  Let’s hope she starts making wonderful movies again.

The Sun

 The mega rich socialite was spotted showing off a painful looking pout after a night out at a Los Angeles nightclub.  Does she really thinks this looks good?  Meanwhile, here is a saucy video featuring the hotel heiress.   She’s shown lounging in bed wearing nothing more than yellow knickers and a vest in a new 30 second German advertisement.

The Sun

 For decades the Queen of soul has battled with her weight.  But it seems that Aretha Franklin has finally decided to accept defeat. She arrived at an awards night in Washington in a vast yellow, green and olive chiffon dress that did nothing to disguise her curves.

She said she spent decades starving herself to stay slim. “For a long time I suffered so much trying to be what other people expected me to be and look like. I definitely was never meant to be a model type walking down a runway – I’m just Aretha singing what she feels in her heart and soul.”  No one says she has to be skinny like a model, but this is soooo unhealthy.  Her fans, who love her and her gorgeous voice, are saddened by this sight.   

Daily Mail

The Knots Landing star, who is 64, was seen at a benefit in Hollywood wearing mask like make-up which failed to hide the fact that she has appeared to have been under the surgeon’s knife. Several times.  The actress’ shocking appearance was made worse by her painted on eyebrows and heavy eye make-up.   Her blotchy skin was clearly evident as was her highly plumped lips.  She’s scary.  What happened?   

 Daily Mail

The five women (Victoria Beckham, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm and Melanie Brown) were clad in sleek gold outfits by designer Roberto Cavalli.  They looked gorgeous.  Judge for yourself.  Look at these gorgeous pictures. Wish I was there to hear them sing live again.

Daily Mail

In this explicit photo she pulled down her top to expose her breats and opened her legs wide in this classic porn magazine pose.  Heather Mills flaunted her private parts in this sordid picture.  Across the pages of the magazine, a pouting Heather boasts: “I’m gonna drive you crazy with my body…”.   How can she deny these pictures?  A month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend  Paul McCartney went on TV and cried and ranted hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue.  She was a “glamour model”.  The pictures say otherwise. 

News of the World

 ”Don’t look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I’m a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up” said talk show host Montel Williams to Courtney Scott, a 17  year old intern at the  Savannah Morning-News.  Montel was in Savannah to promote a program giving free prescriptions to low-income people and became upset with a reporter’s question and terminated an interview. He has since apologized (he released a statement) for the angry confrontation.   

Montel’s behavior at the Westin frightened Courtney Scott enough that she filed a police report. But she’s willing to hear more about his apology. She isn’t willing to commit to watching his show yet.  “I don’t want to watch,” she said. “I’ll stick with Oprah”.  Who can blame her.

Savannah Morning News

This documentary asks why men are obsessed with the size of their penises.   Lawrence Barraclough used some novel techniques to get people talking.   He paced the street wearing a sandwich board.  He started a campaign on YouTube asking men to “snap their chaps”, using the supplied mug shots for an exhibition that shows how many weird and wonderful shapes and sizes are out there.  Barraclough is endearingly honest,  at times excruciatingly so, such as when he tells a public gathering in London that he has a 9cm willy.  He can’t seem to come to terms with how small his penis is. 

Sydney Morning Herald