The Charlie’s Angels star wore a figure hugging black slash style swimsuit to keep the male crew’s pulses racing in the Nevada desert heat for a photo shoot.   She looked “smokin’ hot”.  With her body, she looks good in anything.

Radar

Milan Agnew, 21, claims Richard Belzer, 65, (who plays Sgt. John Munch on Law & Order) entered the upper West Side Apple store, grabbed her by the shoulders, shook her, choked her and barked, “I need help!”   Belzer was questioned by cops and was not charged with a crime. He told officers he was “just joking,” the sources said. Hey, let’s see the store video so we find out if he was given “special treatment”. 

New York Daily News 

The video reportedly contains Quentin Tarantino-esque violence, starting off with Gaga in jail for poisoning her boyfriend, played by True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard.

Examiner

Bruce David, the executive director of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, said Farrah Fawcett wasn’t included in the Academy Awards’ In Memoriam segment because the actress was better known as a TV star. He said it was “a difficult decision for the committee”.  Yeah, she’s a world renowned icon and it was a difficult decison for them to include her picture.  Shame on them. 

MSNBC

How pathetic.  Michael Douglas’ drug dealing son tried to sell a NYC  court a sob story about how his famous family made him a smack-addicted wreck. Cameron’s lawyers say the bit actor  never had a chance growing up in the shadow of a rich, powerful, jet setting dad.  It seems his “serious heroin addiction” and emotional problems stem from “notoriety that is not due to any acts of his own but by dint of birth and a difficult upbringing,” said defense lawyer Dan Gitner.  This is so sad.  His defense if blame your parents for everything.

New York Daily News

According to his biographer, Arthur Marx, in a story in the Times Online, America’s favorite funnyman lived to be such an old codger because he was the country’s most sexually active male or at least compared to his image.

Among the rumors/facts:

Bob Hope lined up beauty contest winners to meet him in each stop on his Entertain The Troops tours so he could bang them all. 

Bing Crosby was in the hospital and hooked up with one of the nurses taking care of him. Since both men shared girlfriends, mistresses, and one-night stands, Crosby naturally called up Hope and said the nurse had doled out “the greatest blowjob of my life. You ought to try her, Bob.” The next day, Bob had himself booked into the hospital, complaining of “frayed nerves” and tried her out for a day or two.

Snatched up a girl after her brief relationship with Frank Sinatra, allegedly infuriating Ol’ Blue Eyes, who never forgave Hope.  And the stories go on and on.  What a guy!

Nerve

Shakira hand picked Rafael Nadal for her Gypsy music video that’s due out on Friday.  She says she picked him because “I thought that maybe I needed someone I could in some way identify with.  And Rafael Nadal is a person who has been totally committed to his career since he was very young, since he was 17, I believe,” she said.  Ummmm.  Could it be that he was handsome, sexy and hot!  

New York Post

Coutney reacted to John Mayer’s Playboy interview and twittered/tweeted: “[D]o you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer just to put hi (sic) in his place”. [H]ate fucking is an art like ‘the pit’ meaning you rape each other and then beat the shit our of each other so u can feel shit”. Sounds like such fun!

Socialitelife.com

“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch… If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”

“We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.”

The Sun

Lady GaGa told Q Magazine: “I want to wear a d*** strapped to my vagina. We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a d***, so why not give them what they want?  I want to wear a d*** strapped to my vagina. I also carry myself onstage in a masculine way and sing in a low register.  This is not out of nowhere, right? ”I want to comment on that in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard.”

Obviously Lady GaGa wantsthose rumors that she’s a hermaphrodite to continue.

Sun